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Arts N' Crafts

Out of bed into the Shed 
To paint the wooden roses red 
To ride a rocking quadruped 
With a big idea in your head

Form and function in a line 
The rudiments of good design 
From the oaken leg to the fine wine 
To table tops of melamine 

There’s nothing that you couldn’t make 
No effect you couldn’t fake 
A pebble sprayed with metal flake 
Would make a precious paperweight 

Teddy bears to stuff with stuff 
Like nylon mink from a lady’s muff 
Cotton balls and a powder puff 
Pom poms and pocket fluff 

Stainless steel and a rock hard aura 
The marble glance of a lost explorer 
A heavy heart for the love of Nora 
Chains of flowers on a draped amphora 

Time time time to slay 
Each crowded hour of every day 
Where indolence is kept at bay 
In an arty-crafy kinda way